love is a loyalty sworn;not a burning for a moment

the name's krissi :) i'm a bad christian serving a Great Saviour, a mediocre college kid from the great white north, and a lover of many people and things.

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

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egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

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No one can be everything you want them to be.

- Susane Colasanti, So Much Closer (via simply-quotes)

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jaclcfrost:

[angry whisper] do u even know how fricking cute u are

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sacaswagea:

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

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Best Pick Up Line

Boy: I love that book that you're reading.
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